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monicalewinskys:

me honestly

Top 10 Teen Titans Ladies (as votes by my followers):

#4 Jinx

"I’m bad luck. Good was never an option for me.

gnarly:

I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

pimpdaddycalum:

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BUT HOW LUKE OPENS HIS MOUTH

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claredunnedunne:

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catladyinwaiting:

actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)

I smile every time I remember German birth control pills are called “antibabypillen”. Though in the interest of fairness, “fireplace”.

Man it is all about the glühbirne (glowing pear: lightbulb), the luftkissenschiff (air cushion ship: hovercraft), and the Reißverschluss (rising closer: zip).

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demachic:

For Anon, Sokai - Kiss on the nose from the Kiss Meme! :) ahw yeah school uniforms (ノ・◡・)ノ

twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

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flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

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